Chapter 1: The Unconventional Study

Greetings, Students!

Are you in need of some extra cash? Looking to fulfill a science credit requirement? Ever wanted to unleash your inner fighter? If so, consider taking part in my psychology lab's latest research endeavor: “Give Me a Beating.”

I am on the lookout for volunteers to deliver a good beating. My spouse believes that I’ve “married a timid boy,” a sentiment I can’t dispute. However, as a scientist, I need tangible evidence, which means I need you to deliver the necessary data by giving me a solid thrashing.

I’m inviting participants to bring their best and engage in this amusing challenge. In return for your efforts in putting the coward in me to shame, you will receive $60. There are no hidden conditions—rest assured, I won’t retaliate. I’m simply too weak for that. To ensure your comfort, I’ll be restrained and covered in ice packs, leaving me vulnerable and shivering while you deliver your blows.

The event will occur at the east side of campus, specifically in the Tech building. Upon your arrival, my team w