Introduction to Python and Humor

Hey there, fellow writers! Ever thought about feeding your pet Python? Let's explore some editorial tips inspired by my own Python projects!

My colleagues often insist that listicles need both introductions and conclusions. While this piece may not fit neatly into that format, here’s my attempt at an introduction—consider it a protective measure.

Speaking of protection, if I were to draw the Amy Sea editor river card, she’d encourage me to go all in! However, I’m holding back, still trying to find my groove. Maybe this poker analogy will help with my SEO—though I’m not sure if it's resonating with the right audience.

For many years, I was immersed in software development. Then, as the joke goes among tech enthusiasts, I underwent a 'lobotomy' and shifted into management. After several years in that realm, I found myself wishing for that lobotomy again—too bad my health plan didn’t cover it. I did stumble upon a DIY lobotomy video, but I learned that I had the wrong kind of icepick.

Retirement came, and I was eager to return to coding, albeit a bit out of practice. So, naturally, I needed a project. I chose to work on MuddyUm. Why? Because Slackjaw, ILLUMINATION, and even Carol Lennox over at New Choices all told me no.

But thank goodness for Susan Brearley! She’s been a beacon of support, and her enthusiastic response was a resounding, “Absolutely not!”

So, what’s the plan now? Seize the day, right? Well, I don’t typically say that, but throw in some Latin phrases, and people might mistake me for Gary Chapin.

I ended up writing a couple of Python scripts. One of these helps identify which MuddyUm articles have been shared, so I can give shout-outs on Facebook. It could have been a simple one-liner:

print (“Congrats to ” + Toni Crowe + T. Kent Jones + Amy Sea + Carol Lennox + John Werth)

But I opted for something more complex. I’ve shared insights on another Python script in a previous piece, which Hewlett Patterson Linkwater seemed to understand, while Anu Anniah probably got it too. The rest of the feedback could be summed up as:

WTAF?

This article focuses on my latest endeavor—a Python script that reviews everything in the MuddyUm queue and provides friendly suggestions like:

AI says yo Comma Boy! Yeah, you, dingus! Chill out with the excessive punctuation.

Alright, I’m moving toward the non-listicle list you’re waiting for. BOFace is already sending me telepathic messages to wrap this part up.

I’ve named this script the Automated Inspector, and it’s still a work in progress—much like my ongoing saga with the IRS regarding my 2006 tax return. They definitely lack a sense of humor.

Below is a compilation of suggested AI notes for writers with articles pending in the queue. I label them as suggested since my colleagues gave them a hard pass. In truth, the backlash felt a bit extreme.

No guts, no glory, right? I often find myself explaining this to my wife while justifying our $46,000 investment in RugPullCoin.

Conclusion

A big shoutout to Gary Chapin, who consistently excels as an editor.

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Enjoy more MuddyUm fun!